Late one evening as I sat in the middle of my living room watching TV I felt a sudden thump on my back, rendering me unconscience. When I awoke a Ghost , an alien , and a missing person all stood in front of me with blank faces. These faces installed in me a sense of utter terror the likes I 've never felt before. Suddenly they began to circle me, but all the while their eyes never leaving my own. Then as the dance reached its climax they all froze andl began to hum the UNSOVLED MYSTERIES theme song. As they slunk together in a coreographed (yet still scary!) way , I felt I was about to find out why they were here. Suddenly They broke apart from each other and low and behold who should apear but Robert Stack! He came to me and said, 'Dean I'm sorry I had to get your attenion this way, but your just so darn hard to get a hold of.'He released the gag from my mouth and asked ,'Do you need anything?' I replied, 'Y...Yeah, could ya untie me?' He looked into my eyes and spo! ke softly, 'I want to clone your sperm and input into my genetically created womb.' As I sat there with a look of absolute and irreverable disgust , he smiled. I gatherd all my composer and said, 'no'. He turned away as if he had witnessed a horrorable crime. Mr. Stack then turned to me and said, ' What the hell wanna get a burger?' 'Uh.. can you first untie me?' Then he said no and kicked me in the stomach and pulled a flying carpet out of his ear and flew out my window. The three wierdo's left thru the front door, and it took me a week to get out of the car! How it changed my life:I have never looked at Rober Stack the same way again.
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