What "did" you say the name was?
Patrica, Paul, Tyron? Was it Agnes?
Who would've thought?
Folks with handles like that,
have a claim to fame.
Say, what about me?
I am the door man.
I let `em in and I let `em out.
Restricted Access!
OK, once more, now.
Who is your friend?
Oh, yeah, Ben "Jammin" Franklin.
Tell ya what, buddy,
that sure is nice, BUT,
for a venue like this one,
"Ben"..don't cut no ice.
"Miss, can I help you?"
Afraid not. These tickets are no good.
You'd do that for me, really?
Sorry.. I only wish I could.
Threats, pitiful looks, screams-
Into it with the bouncers-
Trespassing, jail time..
That's a pretty big risk.
Put the money back in your pocket
Save that lovin' for your lover.
Wait `till the show "comes out on disc."
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