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Southern Smarts..... SmoknJokes

  Author:  54570  Category:(Humor) Created:(11/19/2008 4:07:00 AM)
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What us southerners know that are true..

1. The difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit.

2. Pretty much how many fish make up a mess.

3. What general direction cattywumpus is.

4. When somebody's "fixin" to do something, it won't be long.

5. How good a cold grape Nehi and cheese crackers are at a country store.

6. Ain't nobody's biscuits like Grandma's biscuits !!

7. A good dog is worth its weight in gold.

8. Real gravy don't come from the store.

9. When "by and by" is.

10. The difference between "pert near" and "a right far piece."

11. Never to go snipe hunting twice.

12. At one point learned what happens when you swallow tobacco juice.

13. Never to assume that the other car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.

14. You may wear long sleeves, but you should always roll 'em up past the elbows.

15. Rocking chairs and swings are guaranteed stress relievers.

16. Rocking chairs and swings with an old person in them are history lessons.

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Date: 11/19/2008 6:20:00 AM  From Authorid: 51876    I am a Texan but the majority fits me.No 1 and 3 -have me in a bunch.Funny stuff.Thanks for sharing.  
Date: 11/19/2008 10:46:00 AM  From Authorid: 63241    Living in Georgia, I recognize alot of these! LOL!! Thanks!  
Date: 11/19/2008 1:10:00 PM  From Authorid: 21903    lol @ the turn signal thing!! Don't forget we know where "yonder" is and we know what a comparison made with the word "'n-at" means...example: "that bears bigger'n-at tree!" We also know honey suckle season means that desert is just a mosey down the street to the nearest (honeysuckle) tree.  
Date: 12/26/2008 12:51:00 PM  From Authorid: 28363    lol, these are great  

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